Elizabeth! that name is just torture to me! She proposed to my nephew! I do not feel that se is even in his league. I wish she would just fall off a cliff!
Lady Catherine I fear I must be the bearer of bad news. You see you seem to be under the disillusion that my daughter, Lizzy, proposed to your nephew, Mr. Darcy, but in reality, Mr.Darcy proposed to my Lizzy. I understand how you could be slightly confused, for you, and your kin, are perfect and they never make bad decisions. This is why it must have been my daughter at fault, in your mind at least, because your nephew would never even consider proposing to person of such a low status as my Lizzie.
Dearest Aunt Catherine, I have to say that I was the one who proposed to her and I am NOT sorry for it. I LOVE her but she does not love me. I will find a way for us to be together and you cannot stop me. I will not have you rule my life.
It shouldn't be torture. I think the my name, Elizabeth, is quite a beautiful name. Don't you? No, actually, Mr. Darcy is the one who proposed to me. Not vice-versa! I did not propose to him, I couldn't imagine doing so in a million years. I do not even wish to be in his "league". That sort of thing does not matter to me. Oh, and by the way, I hope you fall off a cliff.
Actually, I think Darcy proposed to her. But why should we care? Just tell people otherwise, and I think everything will work out perfectly! She will be known as the girl who proposed but got turned down. #embarrassing
Actually, it seems you have this all wrong. I hate to tell you this, but it seems you have it a little backwards. See, Darcy proposed to Elizabeth and she turned him down.
Lady Catherine I fear I must be the bearer of bad news. You see you seem to be under the disillusion that my daughter, Lizzy, proposed to your nephew, Mr. Darcy, but in reality, Mr.Darcy proposed to my Lizzy. I understand how you could be slightly confused, for you, and your kin, are perfect and they never make bad decisions. This is why it must have been my daughter at fault, in your mind at least, because your nephew would never even consider proposing to person of such a low status as my Lizzie.
ReplyDeleteDearest Aunt Catherine, I have to say that I was the one who proposed to her and I am NOT sorry for it. I LOVE her but she does not love me. I will find a way for us to be together and you cannot stop me. I will not have you rule my life.
ReplyDeleteIt shouldn't be torture. I think the my name, Elizabeth, is quite a beautiful name. Don't you? No, actually, Mr. Darcy is the one who proposed to me. Not vice-versa! I did not propose to him, I couldn't imagine doing so in a million years. I do not even wish to be in his "league". That sort of thing does not matter to me. Oh, and by the way, I hope you fall off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think Darcy proposed to her. But why should we care? Just tell people otherwise, and I think everything will work out perfectly! She will be known as the girl who proposed but got turned down. #embarrassing
ReplyDeleteActually, it seems you have this all wrong. I hate to tell you this, but it seems you have it a little backwards. See, Darcy proposed to Elizabeth and she turned him down.
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