Sunday, March 11, 2012

Elizabeth, if only she could play the piano...

Even though I do not like Elizabeth Bennet, I feel as though it would be a charity to help her play the piano forte better. I heard her play this evening, and to be quite honest....it sucked! I shall let her improve herself by playing our servant's piano.
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6 comments:

  1. Mr.DarcyMarch 15, 2012 at 3:51 PM

    How dare you treat Lizzy in this way. You think that she must play on the servants piano just because we have more money than her? That is hogwash and you know it. She is special to me and you should start treating her better.

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  2. Caroline BingleyMarch 18, 2012 at 11:06 AM

    You think it would be okay for her to play even on the servants piano? HAH! She deserves to play on a piano played by cockroaches. Except they could play even better than her, perhaps.

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  3. Elizabeth BennetMarch 18, 2012 at 7:31 PM

    Lady Catherine, I find it to be such a compliment that you did not subject me to the insult of having to play a piano that has been dirtied up my your long, bony fingers. The time I would have had to spend washing your dirt off of my finger tips would have been a pain to have to add to the time that I spend eating onions to rid myself of the taste of your air and the time I spend staring into bright lights in order to erase the horrendous after image I am left with when I look at you. It was truly a well received compliment and I must thank you graciously for it. However, I cannot do this in person for I have already been sick once in two weeks and I know if I see your face I might throw up. Have a lovely day, you not so lovely lady.

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  4. MichaelisBingleyMarch 18, 2012 at 8:55 PM

    Lady Catherine may I just say that is very rude. Lizzy has had better things to do in her life than play the dumb piano. Now the nice thing is if you want her tyo get better you shoukd teach her on your piano.

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  5. Ryan-is-Mr.-DarcyApril 8, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    I am sorry Elizabeth is not up to your expectations. I dont care if she isn't, i still love her. I think she is a wonderful piano player. It was very rude that you made her play the servants piano just cause she does not have as much money as the rest of us.

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  6. Elizabeth BennetApril 15, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    Always so kind Lady Catherine. It seems Karma has come back to haunt you. Don't be afraid to stay out of Mr. Darcy and I's life. YIu wont be missed. Thank you for letting me stay at your house last year but your ill opinions on everything will not be missed either.

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