I just finished having Coffee with Mr. Darcy, my nephew. He is just absolutely enchanting. My only complaint was that the coffee was very week. I should have mad an excellent barista at Starbucks had I been born a commoner.
My dear Aunt Catherine, I am so pleased that you enjoyed my company.I may say that you look to be in excellent health and in the latest fashions. You are the most well being woman I have the pleasure of calling my aunt.I hope that you and I can have coffee again soon.
Im sorry to hear that the coffess tasted bland. When I last went, I found the coffee to taste exceptionally good. You have been a very welcoming host these past few weeks.
I do agree that I am absolutely enchanting, thanks for noticing auntie. I too thought the coffee tasted bland and not up to par. And if you think Starbucks is good, you should try Grinders! The coffee their is almost as enchanting as myself.
Dear Aunt Catherine, Having coffee with you has been the highlight of my days especially when you critique all of my actions. I'm sorry that the coffee was too weak for you, but seeing as how you are not a commoner, you are not an expert in their types of coffee. You should really listen to Elizabeth Bennet on this matter; she can advise towards a good cup of coffee. And on that note, my dearest aunt, perhaps Elizabeth could refer you to an adequate dictionary, so your prose does not appear weak in the coming weeks. I look forward to coffee with you again, and perhaps we could invite Elizabeth to come next time. -Darcy
My good friend Darcy, It has been so long since I have seen you. I would love to go get a cup of coffee and catch up on what has been happening lately. I heard Miss Bennet denied your hand in marriage. We should talk about this. I hope I can see you soon. Your good friend, Charles Bingley
Lady Catherine! I see that you just had Starbucks with my love! Congrats! I worship you. And your nephew. He won't text me back. Ask him about that, would you, your ladyship?
I am so deeply sorry to hear that your coffee was not made at the high standards necessary to satisfy your oh so exquisite tastes. Truly, I am sad to here that your trip to the local Starbucks did not wholly satisfy your cravings. That, however, is not the only thing I am sorry about. I am also sorry that I have not had the required amount of experience on a piano necessary to soothe your ears. I am sorry that I am not nearly good enough for your nephew and that I turned down his proposal. But most of all, I am EXTREMELY SORRY that I wont become a part of as welcoming a family as yours. Truly, I am sad that I wont be given the special pleasure to be your niece. I will grieve for weeks because of this situation.
It brings me pleasure to know that you enjoyed our trip to Starbucks. I am disappointed, however, that you would ever think about being a commoner! People in our standing of life are especially privileged, and we have the complete right to be proud of our position. I could never even think about being in such a position of life as a barista, and I am extraordinarily proud to be in the position that I am in now.
Hello, Lady Catherine! I am sorry to hear that your coffee was not good, but I hope you are enjoying your company. I wanted to know how Lizzie is doing at the Rosings. How is she getting along with everyone? I am sure she is enjoying her stay. I hope all is well with you, talk to you soon! -Jane
Lady Catherine. I would very much appreciate an invitation to coffee whenever you find yourself with spare time on your hands. I have an excellent Hawaiian dark blend that shall certainly send your taste buds on a magnificent, delightful journey. I have not seen you in a fortnight and hope you are doing well. I shall send another letter over soon, best wishes to you.
Who on this good earth told you that Elizabeth proposed to Darcy. Darcy proposed to her and she turned him down. In addition, i am sure you would be the worst barista ever hired. I say this because I bet you have not had to make your own coffee in ages.
My dear Aunt Catherine, I am so pleased that you enjoyed my company.I may say that you look to be in excellent health and in the latest fashions. You are the most well being woman I have the pleasure of calling my aunt.I hope that you and I can have coffee again soon.
ReplyDeleteIm sorry to hear that the coffess tasted bland. When I last went, I found the coffee to taste exceptionally good. You have been a very welcoming host these past few weeks.
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ReplyDeleteI do agree that I am absolutely enchanting, thanks for noticing auntie. I too thought the coffee tasted bland and not up to par. And if you think Starbucks is good, you should try Grinders! The coffee their is almost as enchanting as myself.
Dear Aunt Catherine,
ReplyDeleteHaving coffee with you has been the highlight of my days especially when you critique all of my actions. I'm sorry that the coffee was too weak for you, but seeing as how you are not a commoner, you are not an expert in their types of coffee. You should really listen to Elizabeth Bennet on this matter; she can advise towards a good cup of coffee. And on that note, my dearest aunt, perhaps Elizabeth could refer you to an adequate dictionary, so your prose does not appear weak in the coming weeks. I look forward to coffee with you again, and perhaps we could invite Elizabeth to come next time.
-Darcy
My good friend Darcy,
ReplyDeleteIt has been so long since I have seen you. I would love to go get a cup of coffee and catch up on what has been happening lately. I heard Miss Bennet denied your hand in marriage. We should talk about this. I hope I can see you soon.
Your good friend,
Charles Bingley
Lady Catherine! I see that you just had Starbucks with my love! Congrats! I worship you. And your nephew. He won't text me back. Ask him about that, would you, your ladyship?
ReplyDeleteLady Catherine,
ReplyDeleteI am so deeply sorry to hear that your coffee was not made at the high standards necessary to satisfy your oh so exquisite tastes. Truly, I am sad to here that your trip to the local Starbucks did not wholly satisfy your cravings. That, however, is not the only thing I am sorry about. I am also sorry that I have not had the required amount of experience on a piano necessary to soothe your ears. I am sorry that I am not nearly good enough for your nephew and that I turned down his proposal. But most of all, I am EXTREMELY SORRY that I wont become a part of as welcoming a family as yours. Truly, I am sad that I wont be given the special pleasure to be your niece. I will grieve for weeks because of this situation.
Bundles of love,
Elizabeth
It brings me pleasure to know that you enjoyed our trip to Starbucks. I am disappointed, however, that you would ever think about being a commoner! People in our standing of life are especially privileged, and we have the complete right to be proud of our position. I could never even think about being in such a position of life as a barista, and I am extraordinarily proud to be in the position that I am in now.
ReplyDeleteHello, Lady Catherine! I am sorry to hear that your coffee was not good, but I hope you are enjoying your company. I wanted to know how Lizzie is doing at the Rosings. How is she getting along with everyone? I am sure she is enjoying her stay. I hope all is well with you, talk to you soon!
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Lady Catherine. I would very much appreciate an invitation to coffee whenever you find yourself with spare time on your hands. I have an excellent Hawaiian dark blend that shall certainly send your taste buds on a magnificent, delightful journey. I have not seen you in a fortnight and hope you are doing well. I shall send another letter over soon, best wishes to you.
ReplyDeleteWho on this good earth told you that Elizabeth proposed to Darcy. Darcy proposed to her and she turned him down. In addition, i am sure you would be the worst barista ever hired. I say this because I bet you have not had to make your own coffee in ages.
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